You should cheat on your partner.
At least hear me out.
You’ll never know how much you care about someone until you risk losing them. The thought of them finding out should make you question your whole existence and why it has come crashing down in this one, exact moment.
Don't tell me that you don't have to go that far to appreciate your partner. If that was really the case you wouldn't have clicked on this blog post wondering what I have to say about this.
Now that I have attention, let me go on...
The irreversible damage you have caused will be useful to you for two reasons.
Firstly, you have to be on your toes and can't afford even one slip up. Secondly, how will you ever look at another person lustfully knowing the damage you've already caused to your partner? Knowing that the you’ve hurt the person you claim to care about should deter you from even wet-dreaming about someone else. It’s a bit of an exaggeration but you get my point.
This way you'll end up being the perfect partner because of the pressure on you. Isn't "I perform best under pressure" what you say when you find yourself relaxed?
If you find yourself agreeing with my twisted logic, then you should just go on ahead and do it anyway. You clearly have no interest in your relationship.